Lee S. LeMond

The Knappdizzle gets shot with a Mortar! Meadow Valley Days 2010

2010-07-19T21:03:00.000-05:00

Fuck You Western Digital and/or Microsoft!

2009-07-07T07:59:00.002-05:00

So I would like to start this post off by first off saying “FUCK YOU WESTERN DIGITAL and/or MICROSOFT!” Now that I have that out of my system, this is just a rant of something that happened a couple weeks ago. First off I would like to state WD is not entirely to blame. This is also my fault I made the common Noob mistake of “Putting all my eggs in one basket”. I should probably have my geek card revoked for it. So, the reason for this post is that I am FINALLY starting to watch the Series Torchwood. I meant to watch it a while back, however i just did not have the time to do so. This was originally going to be just a simple post, but 140 characters just didn't seem to cut it! Ok so first off Torchwood = AWESOME! If you are or where a fan of Doctor Who, I highly recommend you watch this series! So the reason it has taken so very much longer than expected to finally get the chance to watch this series is that my Media Drive decided to COMPLETLY SHIT OUT ON ME!… Here is what happend. Nola and Myself were watching Weeds on my WD TV HD (Awesome BTW Highly recomended!) and suddenly it froze then jumped to an episode of another show half way through it…. First time that had happened ever and kinda baffled me. Regardless I came to the conclusion that it was maybe time to Disk Check and Defrag this drive as it was LONG overdue. I started Defragging the drive in Windows 7 then went to smoke. I came back down and as I sat down i hear the USB unpluggy sound “WTF” i thought to myself as the drive suddenly disappears from the system…… Apparently after a few minutes of Disk Check Win7 decided to be all ‘Windowsy’ WTF is this a 1TB drive I am Windows This drive is WAY TOO BIG for my shitty OS to seem to comprehend…. Then it kicks it off the USB system. Now my drive is COMPLETELY FUCKED 1TB Of data COMPLETELY GONE! I am still INFURIATED! yet now I oddly feel a bit better…. Regardless though WD is sending me a New drive and now I will MIRROR MY DATA so I don't Lose EVERYTHING AGAIN!

Well I Feel that was another successful rant! Have a good day all!

NPH is THE SHIT!…

2009-07-06T09:03:00.001-05:00

So, I am unaware of how I managed to miss this little gem. I happened to stumble upon this after reading a comment under another NPH video which I unfortunately also missed, since I Missed the Tony’s this year…. Anyway, if you have not had the pleasure of watching this I HIGHLY recommend you watch it NOW or SOON! because it is Awesome!

I will also attach the Tony performance at the end!

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog

NPH Closing Number @ The Tony Awards

Amusing Shit From Tonight…

2009-05-24T02:45:00.001-05:00

While playing Beer Pong some rather amusing shit was said, and I felt the need to share…. Enjoy LOL :)

While Playing Beer pong an apparent similarity between what was occurring and Numen arises….

Marla: (to Nola) You and those Rim Jobs (as the ball bounces off the rim of the cup.)

Nola: Yeah I know its like Numen always saying, “I would totally lick her butthole”

Marla: Yeah, HAHA what's with that… How do you even know she’s clean?… Dirty!

After Marla talks about the cups being crooked:

Marla: There all crooked, I don't like em’ crooked!

Me: Whatever, Crooked is the way to go!!….

Marla: I don't like that whole I go right He goes left thing.

Nola and I: (Hysterical Laughter!)

Ok, That's all I got for now, I just wanted to share this moment with everyone… They are now making fun of my nose apparently… I am off to bed hope all had and have a good night! :)

Currently Listening To:

Epicurean - A Consequence of Design - Author and the Architect http://www.last.fm/music/Epicurean

Insomnia = ANNOYING

2009-05-21T09:14:00.002-05:00

So, last night was yet again ANOTHER sleep-less night. It feels as though my Insomnia has been getting worse as of recently. I think the most annoying part of this whole ordeal is Nola’s complete and utter ignorance on the issue. I will give you a normal conversation after I couldn't sleep.

Nola: Did you Sleep last night?

Me: No, I couldn't.

Nola: Why not?

Me: Oh I don't know seemed like a good idea at the time.

Really? Why Not?…. Just a shot in the dark, but maybe…… BECAUSE I COUDLNT!!… I really have no other explanation for it I mean what do you want from me? I have a seriously FUCKED up sleep schedule that goes in SERIOUSLY FUCKED up cycles. Such as; I wont be able to sleep for a night, then I force myself to stay awake till later that night. I’ll sleep from 5 or 6pm till 4:00-4:30am then be up till around 6-7pm and pass out around then. That will last for about 3-4 days then some how my body decides NO FUCK YOU sleep is not an option tonight… I realize you’ve been up for 20 some hours, your not allowed to sleep. That is until it is not convenient to sleep anymore. The thought process is usually as follows….

Ok, well this is gay I can’t sleep now I have to do whatever (Drive Nola to work, the Kids to school, pick Nola up from work, etc..) Ok, only 45 minutes till its time to leave………… UNCONSCIOUS…

Then I get yelled at because i didn't do what i was suppose to do. Got to love the way my body hates me.. WHEEEE

Ok, I think that is enough for now. I have to go make the Kid’s breakfast since Donavin & Eli just left for school….

Currently Listening To:

Various Artists - 101 Classical Hits - J.S. Bach - Cello Suite No 1 (In G) http://www.last.fm/music/Various+Artists

A Few Complaints This Morning…..

2009-05-19T06:57:00.002-05:00

OK, I would like to start off by saying “FUCK YOU” to whomever the douche bag is that drives Reddish Colored Ford Escape I ran into for the second time on CR-5 this morning. I am un-aware of what is this guys major malfunction. A few weeks ago I passed said douche bag on CR-5 and he not only gave me the finger as I passed him, he FLIES up on my ass and begins flashing his brights whilst giving me the finger….. WTF!!!

Now if I cut you off, or generally do something retarded whilst driving, I am the FIRST person that will admit it and apologize. I am not like the rest of the morons on the road that cut you off and honk and throw a tissy unable to admit that they were in fact the ones at fault. I am fully aware of when I fucked up en-route to anywhere.

OK, so now that we have that out of the way I shall continue my story. This morning Nola and Myself were running behind, as usual. I am coming up to where 494E and CR-5 split and begin to slow down to 55MPH (The Speed Limit) since there is almost ALWAYS some Airport Police twat sitting up on Post road tagging people (we have been pulled over there twice now). As he passes me, Douche Bag in The Escape, he gives me the finger. So I just shrug it off call him an “Asshole” and continue driving. Now, after a moment or two I turn to Nola and go, “Hey, wasn't that the dick that gave me the finger and flashed his brights at me for NO reason a while back?” Her reply, “I don’t know”. So after we pass the “Danger Zone” I continue on with speeding and come up on Douche Bag again. I begin to pass him and he has his Middle finger perched up on the driver side window as I pass, I laugh to myself then slow down so I can see if it was directed at me. As I slow down and come back into view of him again through the passenger window he very nonchalantly perches his finger back up in the drivers side window. I laugh again and continue to pass since I have now officially realized it is the same idiot as before. after I pass him I box him in with a VERY slow moving car in front of him, for my own amusement before blowing past him to get off on my exit. Now, as I blow past he pulls behind me and ONCE AGAIN gives me the finger and starts flashing his brights at me.

I BEGIN TO LOSE MY SHIT….. Now if I did something wrong, fine flash your brights at me give me the finger whatever I deserve it. HOWEVER, if I have done nothing wrong, then blatant and completely un provoked douche bag-ness throws me into a sudden rage of ranting and screaming and WTF’s…. If you know me it shouldn't be hard to imagine what I am talking about. All in all I would just like to say FUCK YOU GUY! I hope you crash your fucking escape on the bridge and fall into the river. If I happen to run into him again, I may just run him off the road. I suggest you do the same. :)

So, now that I have that out of my system I would also like to bitch about this new law. (this one will be shorter, I promise)

So, APPARENTLY the Police can pull us over now just because we are not wearing a seatbelt. Before they needed a reason other than a seatbelt to pull us over, apparently not anymore. All I have to say on this matter is…. FUCK YOU!!! If I can hop on a fucking Motorcycle with Shorts, No Shirt, Sandals, and not wearing a helmet and that is PERFECTLY LEGAL…. Than WHO IN THE FUCK ARE YOU to tell me I HAVE TO BUCKLE UP?!?!?! WTF Put some heat on the Motorcycle community, then we’ll talk!……

Currently Listening To:

A Night in the Box - The Hustle, the Prayer, the Thief - Blue River http://www.last.fm/music/A+Night+in+the+Box

A Night In The Box @ The Kitty Cat Club

2009-05-16T04:06:00.001-05:00

Just got home a bit ago from The Kitty Cat Club, Nola and myself actually had a babysitter for the night! We went and saw A Night In The Box. This is our second time seeing them, the first was @ The Hexagon Bar. They are exceedingly good both times we have had the pleasure of seeing them! They are and absolutely AWESOME local band playing a mix of Blues & Bluegrass, I HIGHLY recommend you go see them live if you get the chance or pick up there CD. Here are a few pictures I took from the show, I am glad they turned out OK since i still cant seem to work this damn point and shoot! You give me an SLR and I am golden, however this fucking “Easy to Use” Point and shoot camera for some reason me and it just don't get along!

Kacie is a Cunt…

2009-05-06T13:26:00.001-05:00

So I have yet again got in another rather amusing battle on Facebook… Feel free to read and comment as you see fit!

Kacie Peterson(Her Status) Awww colins mad so he steals MY TV... I spose I'd be mad if I had to move back with my parents when I'm 22 and work at best buy!!!

Lauren De Witte likes this.

Lauren De Witte at 12:08pm May 5

funniest thing i have heard ALL day. haha

Colin Udvig at 1:15pm May 5

Mature, although it is my tv and I will showing up to get the rest of my stuff later

Lee S. LeMond at 2:26pm May 5

Glad to see your still a raging, dirty, average on a good day Cunt.......
PS - did I say you are a Cunt... I suppose the truth at times is worth repeating.

Kacie Peterson at 3:01pm May 5 via Facebook Mobile

Ooo. Ouch. Good one Lee. At least I'm not a women beater and can afford to keep my place and not take my roommates rent money and write a check that bounces so everyone gets evicted. Wooo. What a good life you have. Fuck yeah. Please teach me how to be a piece of shit you. :oP

Lee S. LeMond at 7:02am May 6

First off you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA what you are talking about. You have NO IDEA why we got evicted... I'll give you a hint though... it had NOTHING to do with money WHATSOEVER and Woman beater, I think not... as I said before... "I won't hit a woman but I'll throw a bitch off a balcony" So on that note, we should hang out. I have always wanted to make a difference in the world..
PS Your still a Cunt...

Lee S. LeMond at 7:18am May 6

Oh yeah and the money was STOLEN along with my wallet, so before you decide to open your ugly cunty mouth get your facts straight and Just to set the record straight it was Colin's TV.

Kacie Peterson at 9:24am May 6 via Facebook Mobile

Right yup its his. Wait. Not pretty sure colin got home couldn't afford rent I paid it from Oct till march. Pretty sure you don't know shit lee. Even tho you may think you do ha. Please. Get over your fat ass self. Ha. So please tell me what you know about me and my life. :oP

Lee S. LeMond at 1:11pm May 6

I know that you are a raging cunty bitch that enjoys ruining rather good relationships with probably the best guys you will meet in your pathetic excuse of an existence. Honestly I think that you are a waste of oxygen.... All in all, you in a phrase...... "Should of been an abortion"

HAHAHA I will continue to add as the conversation continues…

I Respectfully Disagree!....

2009-02-18T09:52:00.001-06:00

So, I am sick, miserable, and REALLY crabby! As usual when I am bored and/or frustrated I go to my 'Metis' of the Internet for relief or guidance, AKA: Google. Now, being that I currently feel like a German Shizer Video, I decided to take some frustration out on Google. After entering my search terms in Google Image Search, I got this photo in my results and felt the compulsion to share.

My Search Terms:

"Fuck You Rhinovirus"

The Image: *

*I as a parent of 4 children Respectfully Disagree with the above poster.

Push (The Movie)

2009-02-09T23:43:00.001-06:00

So I went and saw the new movie Push on Sunday. Before going, I read the reviews on Rotten Tomatoes, as always. The reviews on this movie were mixed, but per there statements it seemed to be Average on a Good Day. I as usual threw caution to the wind and Forked up $20 (Ticket & Snack) and ventured on, mainly because of my sick love for Sci-Fi movies and I happen to like some of the actors in this movie, Chris Evans & Djimon Hounsou. Now back to the Movie, the plot was rather odd and Tremendously hard to follow or figure out what exactly what was going on. There is not enough back story which in some parts is REALLY needed to help the plot to make sense, such as when it comes to the Different Types of people. (This will make more sense if you see it) The movie had what I feel a good premise since movies of this style have been booming recently in the box office. They just took it in a weird direction. I am hoping there will be a Directors Cut once it hits DVD where some missing pieces will be filled in. That is for the most part the only take I have on this movie and its oddly flowing plot, a complete HACK job in the editing process. Who knows maybe this movie just needed the right director or a better screen writer, one never knows in these cases what could of been better with a different combo of talent. They did however leave it WIDE open for a sequel which by the looks of this movie could go Either way. Time will tell.

I am Skipping the Seize the Day section today, because I am Le Tired. I will add it into tomorrows post. Also look for a new video on my YouTube Channel of the AWESOME Valentine Box contraption that I helped my son Donavin make for school.

P.S. Sorry if I seemed to Ramble in this post, like I said..... I am Le Tired!!

Best Moment EVER!!!

2009-02-08T13:54:00.001-06:00

So Nola and Myself were outside enjoying a Cigarette. As we finished we proceeded into the house and stumbled up quite possibly the best moment in my life as of yet. My son Aidan, the witty evil one, comes strolling down the hallway and out of his mouth comes a phrase that will be used to torture him for the rest of his life, "Look I Made it Work!". Guess what he had in his hands "Working" while he said this iconic phrase!?...... Nola's Vibrator/Shaky Thing, or to be more precise Nola's Rabbit. Now this happened about 45 minutes ago, and I still CAN NOT STOP LAUGHING!.... Immediately after he finished his sentence neither of us could stop laughing as he proceeded to inquire about said Vibrator/Shaky Thing, the conversation went as follows.

Aidan: Look I made it work!

Nola & Me: Hysterical Laughter...

Nola: *quickly takes it away and quickly takes it back to our room.

Aidan: What is for Mommy, is it a back massager (Priceless I Know!)

Nola: Don't Worry about it!

Aidan: Why can't I play with it?

Nola: Because, don't worry about it, don't touch it!

Me: *Laughing running down there stairs (I had to write about this IMMEDIATELY)

Me: * Bolting back up the stairs to grab the phone.

Nola: What are you doing?

Me: I have to call my mother!

Nola: NO!, I don't want people to know I have sex toys, they'll think I am a Freak!..

Me: Whatever we talked about sex toys with my parents, my mom admitted to having some. (although claimed to not use them).

All in all this was and is still FUCKING HILARIOUS! I felt it my duty to share this with you all. So enjoy and comment accordingly! :)

Seize The Day

Urban Dictionary: Coin Wanking
Dictionary.com: Highhanded
Favorite Video: Ikea Commercial (Fit's this Post)

Coraline 3D

2009-02-07T14:37:00.001-06:00

So Yesterday February 6th, 2009 we went to see Coraline 3D as a family, yes ALL 6 of us. This was a first for all of us, none of us had seen a Movie in 3D before. So after getting over the fact that we just spent OVER $100.00 for this experience (Tickets & Snacks) I was able to revel in the fact that it was astoundingly impressive. I am sure we have all seen the commercials were its seems as though things are Jumping off the screen at you. Well, honestly there are moments in this movie where you may find yourself jumping back for fear of being struck by cartoon figures. I can not put into words how amazed I was with this technology. I realize that it has been around for quite some time, although I have always remained quite skeptical. Now as for the movie itself, I rather enjoyed it. There was one part in particular that made me question the movies PG Rating. It was a very imaginative story line with a good lesson that can be rooted to everyday life. All in all we as a Family quite enjoyed the movie as well as the Real D 3D Experience. We will be future 3D movie goers.

(Click The Photo to See the Trailer for Coraline)

Seize The Day

Urban Dictionary: Prostiboots

Dictionary.com: Denigrate

Favorite Video: Felon in the Making

BatShit Crazy

2009-02-05T10:06:00.002-06:00

So after some research this morning due to my unwitting knowledge on the matter, I have found the best possible answer to my question from last night. What is the origin of the coined phrase "BatShit Crazy"?

After some seriously intense googling, I found what I deemed the most qualified answer.

Holy Shit, Batman!
     I think it's linguistically simpler than that: people used to go bananas. Slang evolves- bananas are ape shit, ha ha, he's apeshit!
     Once you have one animal's shit being synonymous with insanity, you can substitute pretty much anything. I could say "John went frogshit wild at the bar last Saturday," and be understood.
     Batshit works especially well because we already had "bats in the belfrey" so it's a callback to the newly-coined phrase, with a solid foundation in a previous one to enhance comprehension.
(See also: Flappers starting out being the cat's meow, and by 1929, you could also be the bee's knees, the cat's pajamas, the flea's eyebrows, the canary's tusks, the snake's hips, the clam's garters, etc., etc., etc..)
posted by headspace at 9:50 AM on March 21, 2006

Seize The Day

Urban Dictionary: DLS

Dictionary.com: Unwitting

Favorite Video: Kid On Drugs

Since I have been neglecting my blog lately, I will be trying to at least Post a Seize The Day Blurb everyday. Enjoy.

Neglecting

2009-02-04T23:39:00.001-06:00

I have been neglecting my blog quite profusely recently. I have in fact written quite a bit lately, however I have neglected to post any. I am yet again at the mercy of my lovely insomnia. Even when I start to get tired I end up questioning wether or not I should bludgen the shit outta of Nola. Her SNORING is driving me bat shit crazy, speaking of that I wonder where that phrase even originated I shall find out and write more tomorrow. Until then I'm going to choke Nola within an inch of her life in hopes of a quite night!

Current mood: Extremely Annoyed
Currently watching: Food Paradise on The Travel Channel (Hamburger Special).

I'm oddly craving White Castle.

Posted with LifeCast

I'm sure you'll be pissed, but we are still LAUGHING :-D

2008-12-06T19:19:00.001-06:00

Dakota County Sheriff's Department

Name:

Dewitte, Nicole Ashley

Booking #:	0810084
Age:	20	Sex:	F
Dob:	06/09/1988

OK So I would of liked this to be a better formatted Post, but its the best I could do! Regardless of what anyone else says, I'm still Laughing! :) Love yah Nicki! :-D HAHAHAH

(For some reason they didn't take pictures of her, which upset me thoroughly. So I just found some that were relevant to the charges.)


Arrest Date/Time:	12/05/2008 19:00	Jail Date/Time:	12/05/2008 23:23
Arrest Agency:	Dakota County Sheriffs Office
Arrest City:	Hastings
Arrest Location:	Lec
Reason Held:	Under sentence/wrk rel/weekend
36 Hour Expiration:		48 Hour Expiration:
Next Court Date:		Inmate Location:	Dakota Co. Jail
Total Bail/Fine:	$0.00

Release Information

Custody Status:	In custody	Anticipated Release Date:	12/7/2008

The anticipated release date applies to sentenced inmates only and is subject to change due to additional credits or calculations.

Charge 01 of 01

Control Agency:	Apple Valley Police Department
Charge Level:	Misdemeanor
Charge Type:	Straight time commitment
Charge:	M4140 - Liquor-underage consumption under 21
Statute Number:	340A.503.1(a)(2)
Charge Disp:	Sentence
Disp Date:	12/05/2008
Disp Remarks:	Serve 48 hours 12/5/08 1900 to 12/7/08 1900
Bail Amount	$0.00
Rel Conditions:

This Amused me and felt I should Share.

2008-11-20T23:00:00.001-06:00

Ok so this is a picture on a friend of mines account on Facebook And me being well, who I am felt the need to comment. Anyway, I am sure you can all guess that I had something of course positive to add to the picture. Regardless the comments QUICKLY barreled out of control, which I quite enjoyed. I will add her response once there is one, and I can GUARANTEE There will be one! which excites me and humors me!. Anyway here is how it went.

Oh and as always anything in (RED TEXT) is my annotations.

Lee S. LeMond wrote
at 4:31pm on November 14th, 2008

Wow that is what I like to call the douche face.... Don't know the kid, but that face=Douche or mildly retarded...

Kirsten Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 4:46pm on November 14th, 2008

who the fuck are you? And why are you talking shit? (Apparently has never had the joy of meeting me)

Katie Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 5:39pm on November 14th, 2008

Hahah its jus lee. Enough said (See Katie gets me!)

Kirsten Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 6:42pm on November 14th, 2008

haha katie is that you in like the very left of the pic?

Katie Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 9:02pm on November 14th, 2008

nope i was taking it

Katie Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 9:02pm on November 14th, 2008

damn ur hair is long

Kirsten Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 9:22pm on November 14th, 2008

omg i know! I miss it :(
miss you! Im gonna come up to st cloudsoon!

Lee S. LeMond wrote
at 4:14pm on November 15th, 2008

I am Lee and I am Awesome!... and He does look mildly retarded No shit talking just Facts... ps I am Awesome!

Amanda McPhillips (University of Minnesota Duluth) wrote
at 8:08pm

ps lee you proablly shouldnt say shit consdering that is my brother... not cool! (Awe Cute, and the ridiculous spelling errors prove my point in my last post. Either Drunk or also mildly retarded.)

Lee S. LeMond wrote
at 9:31pm

HAHA well your brother looks like he is mildly retarded and you've met me so you should know that Oops don't care...

Amanda McPhillips (University of Minnesota Duluth) wrote
at 10:09pm

stop talking shit lee when you don't even know him. your making yourself look like an idiot when you say stuff like that about people you don't know. (Apparently the OOPS DONT CARE, not clear enough so I proceeded to clarify)

Lee S. LeMond wrote
at 10:38pm

Funny story about that you may think I'm making my self look like an idiot through text, funny thing is that its impossible. Now I can sound stupid, and I would much rather sound stupid than look like im retarded like your brother does in that picture... and Amanda get over yourself this is a war you will never win with me, ask anyone... Get over it it was a joke pay more attention to the wording and quit being a ridiculously retarded, probably drunk little girl. In the picture your Brother looks retarded PLAIN AND SIMPLE! Now if you cant see that says a lot for yourself I guess. Like I said you Will lose this battle. In the end I will make you fell like the small insignificant idiot that you are acting like and quickly growing to be.
PS Quit being an UnAmerican waste of my time and read your own rights. Try starting with the First Amendment, oh yeah and SHUT THE FUCK UP you always were slightly irritating, now its grown annoying.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freedom_of_speech

UPDATE NEW RESPONSES 11:40PM

Katie Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 11:06pm

okay how was amanda being a waste of time? and who wants to read their rights over a stupid argument like this? So how is amanda a 'drunk little girl' your someone who cant even pay your own bills let alone hit on girls your own age. so maybe you do think he looks mildy retarded..but im sure many people think the exact thing about you. im not being a bitch..its 'freedom of speech' right?

Kirsten Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 11:12pm

hahaha ya you tell em katie!

Lee S. LeMond wrote
at 11:23pm

Katie I heart you! :) PS Lee just got kinda owned.... It does not happen very often, but I can admit when it does. Oh and the whole girls my own age thing, funny thing is i never really hit on any of the girls at the apt I mainly just tried to tear them down so they wouldnt come back cause they were annoying and retarded. Think about the shit I said all the time. Oh and the "Looks retarded thing" was the point I was making like I said in my first post "don't know the kid" and I have plenty of pictures that I look retarded in. Poeple just need to relax. And Amanda has always annoying to me along with A LOT of her so called friends I'm just the only person willing to say this shit. I don't want to continue into ranting on this, but Katie at least got my point and kinda owned me in the process which is why I ♥ Katie! :)

Delete

Katie Czeck (Rosemount High School) wrote
at 11:39pm

just expressing my freedom of speech.

It's Official We As Americans Are Lazy!

2008-11-16T19:22:00.001-06:00

So I was just recently outside smoking and watched a neighbor of mine pull partially into the cul-de-sac and then stop. This had me slightly perplexed at first, because its Sunday therefor no mail and plus his mail box is on the other side of the street. Then very suddenly I became extremely discombobulated as he let his Dog out of the car and started to drive away. What the fuck right.... Next thing I know they Dog starts running after the car and he just drives around the cul-de-sac a couple of times. Really?.... I mean I'm as LAZY as they come but seriously now WTF! How lazy do you have to be that you cant take your dumb ass out of your car to actually give your animal some exercise? This person is obviously the LAZIEST piece of shit I have EVER come in contact with. Someone needs to take him behind a shed and Old Yeller his ass! Less McDonalds for you buddy get out and enjoy the world oh and quit being a Jack Ass!

In Response to Better Orange Than Dead.

2008-11-07T00:23:00.002-06:00

This is my response to Better Orange Than Dead's Post: Why I hate Freedom. I very much agree with this list with the following exceptions. (Marked in Red)

I think that women should be allowed to choose what to do with their own bodies, Unless it involves not shaving off body hair: including but not subject to Pubic, Leg, and Armpit., or my right to use 'date rape drugs' on REALLY hot chicks.
I think that the government has absolutely no right to know what I, or anyone else says in a private conversation on a telephone, or on the internet (without a warrant) regardless of any [perceived] loss of security that could follow, But I should purely for my own amusement and or stalking.
I think that if a person wants to die, with the assistance of a doctor they should be able to, and it should be televised and made interesting like some kind of Game Show.
I think that the right to burn the American Flag should never be infringed upon (otherwise it would destroy the very thing it stands for) but honestly why burn a flag when you can burn a Fag!
I think that anything someone does in their personal life that has no effect on the general population should not be regulated or controlled by anyone in government, OR in business, it should be recorded and profited from. (isn't that the American way?)
I think that gay persons have just as much right as straight ones to become married. Divorce will destroy the "institution of marriage", and if GOD didn't want gay people to to be gay people he should have paid closer attention to what he/she/it was doing. Plus whats better than one woman? Two of them making out in public!
I think that belligerent, unprovoked unilateral attacks on sovereign nations is hypocritical, why fight when you can enjoy someone elses misery from the comfort of a lawn chair beer in hand!
I like Scooter Agreed!
I am not a Republican, nor am I a Libertarian, although communism does look great on paper!

Yes I know I am AWESOME!.

Let's Get One Thing Clear

2008-11-06T08:00:00.002-06:00

Ok so now this is a follow up post to my friend Amanda's Blog

We Have a Mulatto President..Not Black..

*UPDATE* On The Mulatto Thing..

Alright now like I said lets get something clear here. I may not agree with the exact wording per se, the general principal is correct. Our current President elect is not Black except under a technical racial heritage standpoint. First off lets look at Barack's parents. Barack's Father, Barack Hussein Obama Sr., was a Kenyan senior governmental economist. His mother, Ann Dunham was an anthropologist who specialized in rural development who was Born in Kansas. So now that we have that clear lets get into some more facts. Barack Obama's father and mother separated when he was 2 years old and subsequently divorced in 1964. That was for the most part the last Barack would see of his father with the exception of one other time before his death in 1982.

Barack Obama's Parents

Before I continue I would like to state the following. To the best of my knowledge the race of a child on birth records is in direct correlation to the race of the mother, which is Caucasian. Also Barack Obama was primarily raise by both his Mother and her Parents, There was little to no direct exposure to his "African Heritage". Now by all the facts and circumstances that I know to be true, we DO NOT have our first African American President. We have our first Bi-Racial President or Mulatto President (I loathe that term).

On a bit of a side note, I would like to make a point here to anyone and everyone who reads my blog. I am completely and entirely SICK of fucking hearing the term African American, Chinese American, and so forth being used in such rampant succession today. Let me clarify my point. If you are born in Africa then you are by ALL factors an African, now if you immigrate here to America you are still an African unless you acquire citizenship therefor making your self an African-American. I could go on and say this with others, but I think the point is clear enough. Now if that is what we KNOW to be fact, and it is also fact that if you are BORN here, regardless of racial ethnicity, by all means that gives you American citizenship making you an American. Therefor if you are of African decent, but born here in America, you are in every sense an American-African. Not the other way around. Same goes for all other ethnicity, now if you are so adamant to continue with the African-American nonsense, then I from here on wish to be considered an Indian-American since we stole there land. So if you were born here you are an American-African, American-Chinese, etc not the latter.

Ok now back to my point at hand. Yes Obama is Dark skinned, but he is by no means our first Black President according to all the Facts at hand. He is IN FACT our first Bi-Racial President, which I believe to be a FAR GREATER leap for us as Americans than appointing the first Black President. Considering we have only abolished slavery in 1865 under the the passage of the Thirteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. And Blacks weren't allowed to vote until 1870 with the addition of the Fifteenth Amendment to the United States Constitution. On a final note, although we as a country no longer look down on any individual based on race and are for the most part an equal opportunity nation, we still as a whole do not entirely accept interracial couples. This is why I say that we should not only understand that Barack Obama is in fact not our first Black President, but should be more proud that we took a step as a nation electing our first Bi-Racial President and a giant leap by today's standards as a species. (Yes I ripped off Neil Armstrong, but its a powerful and easily adapted quote.)

Fuck You Mother Nature!

2008-11-05T11:46:00.001-06:00

So I just blew, raked, and mulched the ENTIRE yard the other day (2 days ago) in preparation to mow it one last time before it finally snows. Now for those of you that know me you know that I am pretty lazy, but regardless I did fully intend on mowing the lawn the other day. The reason I didn't get this done was by the time I finished mulching all the wonders that the Bitch we call Mother Nature left on the lawn it was pretty dark, therefor I couldn't mow the lawn. I had planned on getting to it Yesterday, but due to Nola's in ability to stay in one spot while she sleeps, constant need to smash my face with her sleeping dead weight arm, and my children's CONSISTENT need to creep into our room like little fucking ninjas at all hours and scare the shit out of me I didn't fall asleep till sometime around 6:30-7:00am. Then I had to get up at about 8:30am to bring the little bastards to daycare. So needless to say I was tired and fell asleep again around 9:30am and continued to sleep off and on until sometime around 8:00pm. So another day went by with me celebrating sucking and being all around Awesome!... Now to top this all off this morning I am on about 1 hour total of sleep due to the previous stated circumstances. This morning I had to get up at 5:00am to drive Nola into work and on my way home what happens, it starts fucking raining. No big deal right, its not suppose to rain all day and it should dry out enough to mow the lawn. Well about 20 minutes I walked outside to smoke and actually looked at the lawn and Decided FUCK IT, because Mother Nature is a relentless bitch and I am seconds from stabbing Smokey the Bear in the throat and burning down some Mother fucking trees!. I so do not want to Rake and mulch then mow the whole yard again so FUCK IT!.

All that I have already Mulched and Bagged (Minus 3 HUGE contractor bags)

New present from Mother 'F-ing' Nature

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: THE MOVIE!

2008-11-05T07:26:00.003-06:00

OK for those of you that are unaware of this unequivocally amazingly funny book you HAVE to check it out! Tucker Max: I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell. Now I JUST found out about this and I am ABSOLUTELY enthralled about it! The Movie is scheduled to come out in the Spring of 2009 and if its anything like the book it will be an absolutely laugh out loud hilarity! I'm talking face numbing here! I first heard of Tucker Max through one of my good friends Better Orange than Dead. Now I was introduced to his book late one night after some fairly moderate drinking (we were smashed). We decided to go out on the patio for a smoke and he pulled out this book and explained how awesome it was so he started reading. Originally we were only going to read one story than pass out for the night, well that's not how it went down AT ALL we couldn't stop reading this fucking book it was just to damn funny. Eventually we had to switch off reading due to the pain in our faces and stomachs from laughing so hard. Needless to say we finished the book that night and still to this day after reading these stories HUNDREDS of times to other people they are funny if not more so each time! So all in all I HIGHLY RECOMEND you check out his book, but if you cant most of the stories are on Tucker's web site check them out and don't forget to go see the movie when it arrives in a theater near you!

T u c k e r M a x . c o m

B u y T h e B o o k

T h e M o v i e

A Time for Change

2008-11-05T02:17:00.006-06:00

In light of today's events I would like to be what I hope is one of the many to state that for once, in a long time, I am proud of us as a nation. I understand that some of you may be upset with the obvious changes that are now put into action, but that is what makes our nation so amazing. Our ability to make decisions and to change things. In these recent rather hard times, I believe that our new elected president Barack Obama is the man for the job! I currently have many friends that I know are hardcore republicans and most of them are currently enlisted in our nations Armed Forces. I myself am very grateful that Obama is in office for that reason. I due realize that you feel that you are fighting for our country and our rights, but all in all this war has terribly barreled out of control under the Republican Reich. This war has been drawn on for far FAR to long, and because of this we as AMERICANS are paying for it. Now I understand that Freedoms are something we have to fight for, but at the cost of a bottoming out economy and taxes out of control to support a so called war effort. Last time I checked we don't need to put much effort into war, from what I remember we have always been pretty damn good at it! The only truly important cost we need to look at when it comes to the war effort is the loss of young American lives. I think I can speak for a lot of us when I say, do most of us even know or understand what it is we are fighting for anymore. This supposedly started due to 9/11 and that was with Afghanistan, now were all over the middle east, we as "Americans" have become the next Genghis Khan.

Needless to say I am excited for the changes to come, now I may not agree with all of Obama's views and political objectives, but if we were to pick a metaphorical lesser of two evils, Obama is by FAR the best choice! I hope you all got out and voted, if not you are the people we should be worried about! It's not the middle east that we should be so concerned about any more, its the people that take no interest nor action in fighting for there own rights by being heard.

Speaking of the middle east, why don't we just lock em out?... We did it with Cuba and it seemed to work out pretty well, except for the occasional boaters and floaters we get, but the Middle East is a far longer and less survivable boat ride! Now that this has turned into a ramble I think it is time to end this post! For those of you that voted regardless for who, I honestly don't care who you vote for, Good Job. Now for those of you that didn't.... Go kill yourself cause if your not voting and being heard to make our country a better place than your useless!

Fucking Irrate

2008-11-03T19:18:00.002-06:00

The one thing I really can't stand is no privacy. I hate that I have to fucking encrypt shit and have 40 character passwords to have any privacy. Everyone has secrets and that's an important aspect of life everyone has secrets and they keep them for a reason. I'm fucking beyond way beyond infuriated!

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Aashiyana and The Kitty

2008-11-01T17:45:00.001-05:00

So my daughter likes to hold Tiger prisoner. I think I have mentioned this before, but never got any pictures up. Since I FINALLY found my battery charger for my camera figured I'd upload a couple pictures. (Oh yeah and there a couple pictures of Aidan being a spaz! LOL)

Halloween 2008

2008-11-01T17:17:00.003-05:00

So this Halloween was at best pretty un-eventful. The night consisted of, me making Apple Pie (The Drink), Handing out candy, and Carving Pumpkins in the garage. WOOHOO!..... Anyway, I have some pictures of the kids in there costumes, minus Donavin since he stayed at a friends house. I will make him strike a pose for me once he gets home later on today.

Apple Pie Recipe (The Drink)

2008-11-01T16:58:00.002-05:00

Cook Time:

Prep Time: 5 Minutes

Cook Time: 30-45 Minutes

Ready In: 1-6 Hours (Cooling Times Vary)

Ingredients:

1 Gallon Apple Cider

1 Gallon Apple Juice

3 Cups White Sugar (I substitute 1 Cup for 1 Cup Brown Sugar)

8 Cinnamon Sticks

1 750mL Bottle of Everclear (190 proof)

(You can also add Cloves and Allspice to Flavor)

Cooking Instructions:

In a large pot, combine apple juice, apple cider, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and spices. Bring to a boil, then lower heat to medium to medium-high and let simmer and reduce for 30-45 Minutes. Cool completely.
When juice mixture is cool, Stir in the grain alcohol.
Store in either Gallon Juice containers or large Mason Jars. This will keep for 6+ Months refrigerated.

Aidan the Hair Stylist

2008-10-21T09:26:00.001-05:00

So my son at times has a very questionable sexuality. HAHA Anyway's, He has been known to put on high heels and wanted the pink room in the new house. Recently he took it to a new high!... The other day Aidan decided to cut Aashiyana's hair. Now mind you this IS NOT the first time this has happened in our house. So yeah usually this is like a little snip here or there, nothing you cant hide with a pony tail or hair clip. NOT THE CASE THIS TIME! Now the only real way to fix this is to give my daughter the Dyke cut, or as I like to call it the reverse mullet. Luckily she wants to be TinkerBell for Halloween so it would work, but that still doesn't change the fact that I REFUSE to make my daughter look like a little pixie whore everyday until it grows back out. Therefor she will just have to suffer it out and so will we. So for the next few months my daughter will look like a welfare child that fell head first into a garbage disposal, yes its that bad. Oh well not much you can do I guess. Now here is my PSA. For all of you young or new parents all you need to remember is that apart from chaining your children to there bed like a hillbilly, there is NO WAY TO AVOID THIS SHIT!. Kids wether you realize it or not ARE SMART probably smarter than you there is always a way and they ALWAYS FIND IT!. So remember RULE THROUGH FEAR! Beat your kids!. HAHA

I Realize I have been slacking lately on my Blog, but I have been busy. This post has been sitting in my drafts for over a week I just suck at life! I will pick it up the best I can! Oh and for those of you that don't get sarcasm, I do not condone beating your children..... just smackin em around on occasion! :)

Matt Damon vs Sarah Palin

2008-10-09T20:08:00.001-05:00

So I never though I would say this, but I agree completely with Matt Damon!

The Female Bush, only more stupider! (yes I realize my grammar)

Nola got Arrested HAHAHA

2008-10-09T18:18:00.001-05:00

HAHAHAHAHA

So honestly this is Hilarious!.... I've been to Jail and according to Nola, its not that bad. Yeah well we will see I guess. Anyway, the only thing that kind of upsets me about this whole situation is that it wasn't Dakota County. They take Pictures to post on there web site! LOL.

All in all this was and will be for quite a while HILARIOUS to me! HAHAHAHAHA

Currently Listening To: "Hush Little Baby" by Bobby McFerrin/Yo-Yo Ma

Did I do the right thing?...

2008-10-09T15:01:00.001-05:00

So I feel TERRIBLE today. My oldest son had a lizard "Rose", an African Fat Tail Lizard, well Rose got pretty sick. She got really bad mouth rot then had some odd discharge out of her rear end. Anyway here is the deal, like I said she was sick and they wanted me to call the vet to get her an appointment to get looked at. Now Vet visits are VERY VERY EXPENSIVE, especially for exotic pets like an African Fat Tail. Nola said that this was just to see how much it cost. I however knew better, it's her sons first real long term pet, she would have paid whatever for it. I knew we couldn't afford this so I just did what I always do, I ignored the situation and made up excuses. I knew that if I did this long enough eventually the lizard would pass away. Although this may have not been the best way to handle the situation, I know that it was at least in my mind the only way to handle it. We couldn't afford another HUGE Vet bill, I mean we are still paying the one for my cat Smokey. Oh yeah and by we I mean Nola. I don't know I guess I am feeling kind of bad about it because Donavin was so upset. Luckily he is still young, and will forget with time. I don't know just hope I did the right thing!

Worst Cat EVER!!!

2008-09-28T13:06:00.000-05:00

So last night I am relaxing (AKA: Being lazy), then out of nowhere I suddenly shit my pants!.. Nola dramatically bursts into the room ranting and raving about who the hell knows, I generally try and block out the frequency of her voice. Anyway after I realized this might be something important I ask her to repeat herself. Like I thought, not as important as she portrayed it to be. Now although this wasn't important, at least not to me, it turned out to be quite amusing!.. Okay, on with the story. Now Nola was FREAKING OUT, because apparently our cat Tiger had brought her a 'Dead Mouse'. What she failed to realize since she panicked like a little girl, was that the mouse was not dead. It had merely become a living breathing play thing for Tiger. Now don't get me wrong at first I thought it was dead or really fucked up at the least, until suddenly out of the blue it flips over and darts away. Now this Exorcist like fiasco scared the shit out of me, as it was unexpected. So this continues for quite sometime with Tiger beating the shit out of this thing with his paws,then when the Mouse got to a point where it almost got away he would pick it up in his mouth THROW the damn thing in the air and then wait for it to run and beat the shit out of it some more!.. HAHA Now I was laughing, Donavin wanted to catch this mouse and keep it, Nola held him back, and Nola was glad that our Cat isn't a hunter. Yeah he may not be a hunter, but he is a demented tormenting bully, which is better? I have no idea I just enjoyed the amusement till I got bored with it and continued on inside to be lazy again, wait I mean 'Relax'. Yes I have the WORST CAT EVER! :)

What The Fuck

2008-09-20T03:27:00.001-05:00

So I'm sitting here watching America at it's worst. As I was flipping through the channels tonight not to my surprise nothing but paid programming on normal tv. OMFG Larry Fucking Flynt! Anyways I come across the AVN Adult Movie Awards what has the world come to I've never seen a larger white trash super fest since the Blue Collar Comedy Tour! Some dumb bitch just thanked her fellow award presenter for having a great cock.... Really!!!! If you thought that the stupid retarded cheesy scripting was just in porn. Well then you sir were wrong Jesus H. Fucking Christ WTF! These girls are ridiculous I swear to god everyone has thanked all you perverts that jerk off to them another just thanked some guy for teaching how to really 'blow shit up'. Yet besides this terrible presentation of our freedoms this portrays I can't stop watching.... Oh well I'm a guy...... Haha some girl just said well I guess I just like fucking on camera I just like being a whore bhahshahaga omg.

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Don't know if its gonna work!...

2008-09-17T10:46:00.002-05:00

So, this morning Nola's mother came by to bring the kids to daycare/school as she does everyday. The difference being today I had finally had enough!... Everytime she is here she has to make some fuckign snide remark about something. Be it "Doesn't anyone ever clean around here" or "I think they should wear something different" You know what... FUCK YOU LADY I've had enough I dont take this shit from my own mother or family I am not about to take it from someone elses!... This morning when she came in the door I knew instantly it was all fucking down hill just by the look on the bitch's face I knew she was gonna do something stupid to PISS ME OFF this morning... Now for those of you that don't know, I don't sleep well AT ALL. This is a problem I have always had I have a form of insomnia where I can't fall asleep at times then when I finally do I'm out for like 30hrs and its at the worst possible times!.. Ok so on with this morning here is how it went down. I have been up all night cause I couldn't sleep, as usual, so I did some laundry since the kids didn't have a lot of clean clothes. Now when I took the clothes out of the dryer they were still damp. This is something NORMAL if youve ever done laundry you know this, especially with jeans. For those of you that don't know what I'm talking about Jeans should be taken out damp, now not wet but just kinda wet feeling AKA Damp so they dont wrinkle and or shrink from sitting in the dryer. So ALL of the kids jeans were a little damp which is fine they'll live. She picks up ALL the kids clothes and says 'Donavin can't wear these there SOAKED' so i replied with 'No there damp he'll be fine'. This went on for a while then I walked away stating 'that's what he is wearing I'm not arguing with you its not a discussion' So she goes downstairs and has Donavin put on different pants when he comes up he looks liek a fucking orphan from a flood scene he has on Aidan's pants! WTF so this goes on and on and eventually I tell her she is being a child then she proclaims that she is leaving which she isnt and I know that then after some more arguing she goes to the door says ill be outside if the kids arent out in five minutes I'm leaving, once again i look at her and say no you wont then shut the door.... Now this has been an ongoing thing with her mother and honestly I CANT AND WONT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!! I've had ENOUGH! This relationship or whatever you wanna fucking call it will not work if Nola can't stand up to her mother and tell her to fuck off she is a fucking taxi in the morning thats it we pay her to drive the fucking kids THATS IT! shes not there parent or there guardian she is there grandma and A FUCKING TAXI! AHHHH!#@$%@(#$%*#P($* BWFIGJWEALIRT UQWER()@#$()!@#*)!#$*(@#$5r Fuck I cant write about this anymore just making me more pissed!....

Ok and I realize that this is TERRIBLY unformated and I'm sure i fucked up a thousand words but I don't care this needed to be written!... I'm seriously about to just walk I need to get away I need time off! FUCK EVERYTHING!

Realizations.....

2008-09-15T23:51:00.002-05:00

So once again I find myself questioning Life, The Universe, and Everything.... Unfortunately my answer isn't 42, if life were only so easy! I've found myself wondering if I'm where I wanna be in my life. Don't get me wrong I'm glad I have my kids and wouldnt change that for anything, but I just feel like i may not be in the situation that I truly want to be in. There is so much with my life that I wanted to do that I just feel that I don't have the opportunity to do anymore... I don't know! I guess tonight will just be another sleepless night up thinking about bullshit again!... I may write more later if the mood strikes me.

Smoking In The Garage

2008-09-14T21:43:00.001-05:00

Well fall is officially upon us I'm in the garage smoking and still slightly chilly even with sweat pants and a hoodie. Figured it might be a good time to give a quick update on things before I go argue with the kids over wether or not it's bedtime. I was recently fired from my job at Ford Motor Company (TCAP). Now luckily I'm a union member so I have a chance at getting my job back, I was fired for a bullshit reason anyways. So for the next god knows how long I'm stuck at home as a rather shitty Suzie homemaker (ie I'm terribly lazy and unmotivated). So for those of you willing to keep me busy and occupied feel free to drop me a line on whatever medium you choose be it Myspace, Facebook, AIM, Phone, etc. Any company is welcome and nudie pictures are prefered! Well 2 smokes later and I think it's time to go get the kids in bed it's late and well past there bed time.

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Just Found Lifecast

2008-09-14T21:28:00.001-05:00

So while shitting a moment ago I found some new software for my iPod touch called lifecast. So now I can write what's on my mind at any given time to upload then (if near wifi) or later. Well I think it's cool so if you have iPhone or iPod touch check it out through the iTunes Apps

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2008-09-14T02:55:00.006-05:00

Post Edited Sunday, September 14th, 2008 at 4:39PM (Due to mis-information)

So here we go This is my second, and hopefully the beginning to many more to come, post. In my blog I have decided I will give some family updates as well as and mostly me ranting and complaining like a whiny insane lunatic!... I'll give a bit of an update to my life as of thus far. If you have any further questions please feel free to email me or if you have something you want to have me rant about or wanna argue WHATEVER I'm up for anything. So Here We GO!!......

OK so I was recently Evicted from my place of residents due to the incessant need for my roommates to have people over EVERY FUCKING NIGHT!... Now per management I was told that we averaged 2-3 complaints A DAY!... REALLY WTF! Also I would like to note that I was rarely if EVER at our apt.. It was basically my weekend $500/month retreat From Nola and my kids. So regardless now I am living with Nola and her sister Marla in a house in Apple Valley, MN. It's not bad I am enjoying the time I get to spend with my kids and Marla is the ONLY family member of Nola's that I actually enjoy being around. (Yes I am aware I didn't mention Nola, for those of you who didn't pick up on that subtle note I just pointed it out.) All in all this has been alright with the exception of the past few days I found out some rather INFURIATING NEWS!... and subsequently broke her bedroom door and the garage door in my temper tantrum. Yeah I'm a spaz and have quite the temper...... But that issue is yet to be resolved so i will save the rest of the details for another post....

On a slightly lighter note if that's what you wanna call it my son Aidan managed to break his arm recently it has since healed fully... Honestly at this point we all thought he was invincible I mean the kid is fucking off his rocker insane!... So a mirror image of his father! LOL... Anyways.... He was at his cousins birthday party where they had one of those moon jumpers, you know those huge blow up things that were and still are fucking awesome and every time you see one you wanna punch every child in the head to get there before they due.... OK maybe that's just me, but regardless. So after lots of jumping and I'm sure mid air collisions and ninja like fighting skills, Aidan decides he's done for now....... So my son, the genius that he is, decides 'Fuck climbing down I'm gonna jump' And proceeds to break his arm! yeah I know he's AWESOME!... but I think that will be enough for now! I will post some pictures of my son's handy work at the bottom of this post! :)

First Post

2008-08-19T02:07:00.000-05:00

Well figured it was about time that I got a Blog since everyone I know has one, and people are all bitchy yelling at me about never updating my life, so here we go I will try and keep this up to date if possible!... With pictures of the kids and family updates!

Lee S. LeMond

The Knappdizzle gets shot with a Mortar! Meadow Valley Days 2010

Fuck You Western Digital and/or Microsoft!

NPH is THE SHIT!…

Amusing Shit From Tonight…

Currently Listening To:

Insomnia = ANNOYING

Currently Listening To:

A Few Complaints This Morning…..

Currently Listening To:

A Night In The Box @ The Kitty Cat Club

Kacie is a Cunt…

I Respectfully Disagree!....

Push (The Movie)

Best Moment EVER!!!

Coraline 3D

BatShit Crazy

Neglecting

I'm sure you'll be pissed, but we are still LAUGHING :-D

This Amused me and felt I should Share.

*UPDATE* NEW RESPONSES 11:40PM

It's Official We As Americans Are Lazy!

In Response to Better Orange Than Dead.

Let's Get One Thing Clear

Barack Obama's Parents

Fuck You Mother Nature!

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell: THE MOVIE!

A Time for Change

Fucking Irrate

Aashiyana and The Kitty

Halloween 2008

Apple Pie Recipe (The Drink)

Cook Time:

Prep Time: 5 Minutes

Cook Time: 30-45 Minutes

Ready In: 1-6 Hours (Cooling Times Vary)

Ingredients:

1 Gallon Apple Cider

1 Gallon Apple Juice

3 Cups White Sugar (I substitute 1 Cup for 1 Cup Brown Sugar)

8 Cinnamon Sticks

1 750mL Bottle of Everclear (190 proof)

(You can also add Cloves and Allspice to Flavor)

Cooking Instructions:

In a large pot, combine apple juice, apple cider, sugar, cinnamon sticks, and spices. Bring to a boil, then lower heat to medium to medium-high and let simmer and reduce for 30-45 Minutes. Cool completely.

When juice mixture is cool, Stir in the grain alcohol.

Store in either Gallon Juice containers or large Mason Jars. This will keep for 6+ Months refrigerated.

Aidan the Hair Stylist

Matt Damon vs Sarah Palin

Nola got Arrested HAHAHA

Did I do the right thing?...

Worst Cat EVER!!!

What The Fuck

Don't know if its gonna work!...

Realizations.....

Smoking In The Garage

Just Found Lifecast

First Post

UPDATE NEW RESPONSES 11:40PM